Monday, May 25, 2009

Bill Hall Are You Serious? Part Deux

Ok, so he took my advice and went to right field today, in a great end to an awesome (but slow) Brewer game. The Crew is now alone atop the NL central and looking to widen the gap over the next couple games, due to the man I have singled out as the biggest a$$bag on the roster.

He didn't disappoint me in the end though with his antics. Upon completion of his walk-off the guy bolts for the dugout at warp speed. This means one of two things to me. First, he forgot what a hit felt like, so he just made his usual run back to the dugout, assuming the out. Second, and most likely, this was a silent "f-u" to the fans. He didn't want to be out there on the field celebrating with the fans over his walkoff hit because we constantly boo him when he does terrible. This shows a ridiculous lack of accountability on his part. It is NOT our fault that we boo you dawg; it's your own. We know you are better than what you are showing, and you suck it up just because you think you can hit 40 homeruns a year. You get pull happy and that leads to longer swings and the sucktitude that comes with it. Everyone can see the player your should be except for you and your ego. Maybe this hit into right center today will spark something for you, but you never cease to amaze me. I can't wait for Bill Hall are you serious: Part Tres.

4 comments:

Hot Rod said...

Average dude - I expected more outta you than this type of analysis. Are you not aware of the angst that St. Louis fans, announcers, and players have against the Brewers victory celebration? W/o getting into specifics, I also took it as a big "F.U.", but towards STL, not Milwaukee. Do their celebrating off the field instead, basically a sign of mockery towards Larussa and Co.

Dustin said...

Yeah, I actually found this to be highly entertaining. Probably rile LaRussa up so much he'll have to take another nap at the steering wheel.

A.Guss said...

Seems to be that everyone here loves LaRussa. Thats good. We'll see what the STL blogs and media have to say.....lets hope for another series win tonight!

AverageDude said...

So i let my hatred for Bill Hall cloud my judgement from the St Louis saga....honest mistake. I still dont like the d-bag. He coulda came up with something better.